Crikey – a 6 metre long granny-eating shark is on the hunt here in Cape Town. And who’s to say it’s just after grannies? Well I think that puts pay to any ideas about taking up surfing again. Or anything else involving any kind of proximity to ocean water for that matter. I can’t help but think that the increase in chumping to attract sharks for “cage dive experiences” is making matters worse – shark attacks have increased significantly in the last few years – despite some lame protestations I’ve heard that it couldn’t possible be connected. Yeah, right.
Talking of behemoths, our local brewery – no less than the largest in the world after swallowing those notable Wisconsin brewers whole – seem to have a rather nasty grudge against Justin. I don’t know him that well, but he seems like a decent fun guy and certainly doesn’t deserve this for having a rather clever light-hearted poke at a completely legitimate target.
